My Hill !

With your pitiful numbers in Gold? (just kidding)

My MF Hill!

i take a bone and throw it down the hill... ur sudden animal instict emerges and chases after it....
my hill... i stay up there while sipping tea...>.o

I throw a biscuit off your head that has gone beyond fossil status and roll you and your tea down the hill

My Independence Mountain

i get you admitted to a mental institute and they lock you up in a straight jacket and a padded cell
my hill
oh you have round the clock security

eventally you forget its only a projection and go after it yourself aswell then the two of you start to fight over it and i claim that mountain for myself once again and i put a sign in front of me that tells me its a projection
MY HILL

i open up a wormhole and throw under in it...
well... dun ask me where under is... heck i dun even know how i open the wormhole...lol

my hill... i sit up there while munching on some food

I give Under $50 and send him to Porky"s (a river boat brothel from an American movie about a group of teenage boys growing up in the 50's)

My Upright Hill!

i make a clone of you and you run of thinking your crazy after seeing yourself.
My hill
(ps im using your clone for target practice, very good to get rid of stress of keeping the hill)

I find body for soji's spirit and convince him to help me steal the mountain.
then once the deed is done i stab him in the back
Mine (and soji's corpse) hill

The rot from Soji's carcass is so overwhelming that it drives your sensitive nose and squeamish stomach off the hill.

I, however, am used to the smell of rotting flesh (bloated, rotting roadkill putrefying in the summer sun) and take the Smelly Hill!

But what you didn't know, was that newly exposed rock releases radon gas. As you are gently swaying to sounds of "Dust in the Wind", the radon gas causes you to pass out.

At which point, I savagely kick your sleeping body off MY HILL!